Kickass Stuns World

Home for the Holiday

Surprising doctors, nurses, family members, and the husband – one who had expected to have a full week to fumigate and un-disaster the home – Julie “Kickass Panda Warrior Queen” not only did not need to complete a second round of induction chemotherapy, but did so well she was released nearly a full week early (see Camp Kickass Log, DHMC-Lebanon, Stardate 2122021 for detains).

“I just want to say, if you folks want to, like, write a research paper on Julie’s incredible blood count rebound, well, like, man, we are totally ok with it,” the husband babbled incoherently to Dartmouth-Hitchcock’s head of hematology, according to stunned witnesses.

Upon the Kickass’s return, the Moser household immediately filled with music, light, and love (the weirdo sausage creature dog was transfixed in shivering, stunned exuberance for hours, forgetting that he needed to have a BM until 4 a.m.).

The couple has begun to survey the incredible outpouring of love and support (ranging from a stuffed unicorn we aren’t sure who sent to a doggie bracelet given by a friend acting as Alvin’s surrogate). Again, thank you to everyone who has sent cards or packages, left well wishes, or posted here or on Facebook. The prayers, positive vibes, instructions of contacting wise and benevolent ancestors, and general good thoughts have really helped!

More to come! Thank you!